Frankie shaw - smilf (s01e02)

Is that my mom's row?

What? Maybe.

Which was very good.

I wrote your college essay.

I spent a whole weekend writing that.

I stayed up very late.

You wrote everything, so I mean you're the one that should be there.

Imagine if I went to Harvard though.

I definitely own that bed.

Mm.

And, uh...

I mean, you'd, uh...

You'd own the robe.

Suits you well.

I'd own the robe.

That suit suits you well, Mr. Marshall.

Maybe I should wear it to the parent-teacher conferences next week, Mrs. Marshall.

The conferences are this week, Mr. Marshall.

I put it on the family calendar.

You know I don't check the family calendar, Mrs. Marshall.

Well, you should really start.

You were more beautiful than the day we first met.

That can't be true, Mr. Marshall.

That was over 30 years ago.

Well, it is true.

And how else would I be able to get hard at this age?

No, I'm just-- - No, no, I'm a bad student.

He has everything. - I'm a bad student.

Just piece it, you're a good student. - Oh, it's too bad.

It might be Raffi. - I'm trying to fucking help.

No, hold on. Hello? It's Raffi.

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