Pissing in a drinks bottle as I was too fucking desperate to make it to the toilet after getting back from a walk.

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It's your favourite weirdo, Rachel Wriggler, trying to make some new and exciting videos after being a bit AWOL recently thanks to detoxing from painkillers. As I've been skipping a dose it's meant that I also failed to take my overactive bladder medication too and so only a little bit of pee makes me find horrendously desperate with no notice at all. Shocking for me, fabulous for you though, eh?! Naturally, after pissing in a bottle I can't help but show you my amazing perky tits and erect puffy nipples, because I'm me and that's how I roll.

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Hello, hello, hello, how are you? I have...

Oh, fuck!

I just got home from a very, very long outing with the dog

and I'm so desperate for a pee.

And what I find... I'm going to try and pee in this bottle.

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But I've got a feeling...

Yeah.

See, it's not even, like, 200ml.

And that is the joy of having a very sensitive bladder

where I can drink caffeine without having some...

Huh, it's like I've sprayed piss on myself.

Something, something, what am I talking about?

I don't know.

I've got some tissue, some kitchen roll.

Bloody weight, mate.

And something... Yeah, so...

As... I'm going to pull my butt plug out.

It's not a real butt plug, it is a cotton wool pad.

And it captures all of the leaky bum problems.

Yeah, so sexy, hey?

But that is... Oh, god, fuck off, dog!

That is the reason, or a massive reason,

as to why I decided to do this.

Because my body is a dick!

And literally controls my life.

I'll tell people I'm not a morning person

and that I don't want to book anything in the diary until 2pm.

And that is because my body is a dick.

I'll wake up and my legs won't work,

or I'll just be stuck to the loo,

either with the ***** or constipation from IBS and...

Blah, blah, blah.

The reason I've been really quiet recently

is because I have been reducing my levels of...

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