칫솔 따먹기 지침 cei

It's kind of small. It shouldn't even be called a dick. It should be called a dicklet.

Why is your toothbrush out? What are you doing?

We have a multi-million dollar meeting that's about to happen.

Everything's on the line here, and you're stroking your small little dick, and your toothbrush is out?

You know what? I'm really fucking pissed. Everyone is stressed about this.

Okay, I'm going to calm down.

You're jerking your little dicklet off? Your dick that is fucking this big?

You're jerking it until it relieves some stress, aren't you?

Well, I have a better idea for you to relieve stress.

I might teach you a fucking lesson, too, than to pull this bullshit while everyone's waiting for you in a meeting.

And it involves your toothbrush.

Go ahead. Take it. Take your toothbrush from me.

Okay? Good. Now I want you to take the bristle part of it.

And I want you to take your hard little dicklet, and I want you to rub the bristles under your head of your cock in a tender spot.

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